So many good ones! Here's some from GoF movie to start us off. (from imbd)



Neville Longbottom: Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!


Ginny: [helping a speechless and queasy looking Ron into the common room] It's alright now, don't worry.
Harry: What happened?
Ginny: He just asked Fleur Delacour to the ball.
Ron Weasley: She was just walking past, you know how I love it when they walk, and it just sort of slipped out.
Ginny: Actually he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
Harry: What did she say? No?
[pause]
Harry: She said yes?
Ron Weasley: Don't be silly
Harry: What did you do next?
Ron Weasley: What else? I ran for it!


Neville Longbottom: Amazing! Amazing!
Harry: Neville, you're doing it again.


Ron Weasley: Well, Hermione, you're a girl.
Hermione: Oh, well spotted.


Harry: [talking to Ron about finding a date] Why do they have to travel in packs?
(in the book, too!)


Rita Skeeter: Everyone loves a rebel, Harry.


Ron Weasley: What are those?
Harry: My dress robes...
Ron Weasley: Those're alright! No lace, no dodgy little collar.
Harry: Well, I expect yours are more traditional...
Ron Weasley: Traditional? They're ancient! I look like my great aunt Tessie!
[takes a sniff in the underarm area]
Ron Weasley: They smell like my great Aunt Tessie!


Professor McGonagall: Is that a student?
Professor Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically, it's a ferret.


Ron Weasley: ...and she was just walking along... you know how I like it when they walk!


Hermione: Harry, you told me you'd figured the egg out WEEKS ago! The task is two days from now!
Harry: Really? I had no idea. I suppose Viktor's already figured it out.
Hermione: Wouldn't know, we didn't actually talk about the tournament. Actually, we don't really talk at all... Viktor's more of a physical being.
[smiles, realizes what she's said]
Hermione: I just mean he's not particularly loquacious. Mostly he watches me study. It's a bit annoying, actually.

that one made me laugh *SO* hard

i cant think of any at the moment... well except the dumbledore one "Soon we must choose between what is right and what is easy" or somethin to that effect
i'll think up more later

Ron: Follow the spider follow the spiders why cant it be follow the butterflies (potterpuppetpals love the followthe butterflies)

From PotterPuppetPals: Ron: ...I've got a plan!!!

That makes me laugh sooo hard. You have no idea.

okay... what are PotterPuppetPals

Omg. I just watched PotterPuppetPals. It's hilarious!

Dumbledore: Alas 9 sickles and a dung bomb.

That made me laugh so hard for some reason. And Severis (sp?) looks like Squidward from Spongebob with that nose.

Botherbotherbother

http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/

Watch it now.

OMG THAT IS THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!

oooooooooooomg
i had seen "bothering snape" before... but omg when they use the machine gun on voldy
AWESOME

Those are hilarious!!! Here's a quote! : Ghosts are Transparent.

Ron: He's more than an athlete...he's an artist.
Ginny: I think you're in love Ron.

also

Pro. Mcgonagall: Place your right hand on my waist.
Ron: Where?
*Fred and George cat call in the background*

Ok...that potterpuppetpals blows so much ass!..